I AM THE DMX!!!!!

I was watching The American President last night when it hit me…

Bob Rumsen and the DMX “competitors” are one in the same.  They both loud mouth about making changes to existing structure but have no improvements.  They both show all of their stats and figures so that everyone can see how big and bad they are.

But… when it all comes down to it-

I’m Andrew Shepard and I AM the President!

DMX is DUNKTASTIC!

This is DMX…

This is our competition…

ANY QUESTIONS?

LOL FIGHTCLUB!!!

A fight club broke out right outside of our office windows.  We didn’t hear everything that was said but we can imagine……

Too DMX!

This doesn’t make much sense…..

Or does it make so much sense that your mind is now on OVERDRIVE!

Don’t step to Snoop

Shoot, Cuz, you must be trippin! You know I ain’t gonna do no launch party for no ghetto Rubicon Project?! I’m reppin’ DMX for real. Those playa’s got my ad serving needs wrapped up tighter than a doobie, you dig?!

DMX FO’ REALOL

DMX supports the little guy!!!!!!!

LOL TRIAL!!!!!!!!!!

The DMX Sasquatch is now on trial for the attempted murder of the Rubicon Project and Pubmatic……..

LOLDCN!!!!!!!!! (Daisy Chain Nonsense)

Mortal Kombat

In the Mortal Kombat of long tail publishing, DMX is like GORO…but with more arms….and more steroids….and a giant head!

Ok, its more like the Barry Bonds of online advertising.

DMXLOL!!!!!!!!!